THE TORY FUNDING SCANDAL ILLUSTRATED

Reporters from Rupert Murdoch’s Sunday Times posing as potential donors approach Tory fund raiser.

“200-250 grand, now were talking Premier League,for that you get access, 250-300 grand and you get Downing Street; and we’re talking private apartment here, if you know what I mean, spag bog with the PM! And just for you I’ll throw in the missus and kids for free, how’s that? Half a million and he’ll do you a rendition of Danny Boy and cut the top rate of tax to 45p, now can’t say any further than that guv.”

 After the story breaks Cameron calls a crisis meeting and dictates a press release.



‘We are going to hold an internal Conservative party enquiry to make sure we never get caught again.’
Oops

 “Bring that back!”

‘We are going to hold an internal Conservative party enquiry to make sure we never get caught  this never happens again.’

 Meanwhile Rupert Murdoch calls for a full public enquiry.


Moral: Never mess with the Piranha Brothers.


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